Her Jolly Ogre

Her Jolly Ogre desperately wanted a pencil sharpener that they would often insert somewhere. It might have been a curious exercise, to some, but not to the Ogre, who thought that it was in fact, the most awesome idea. Who would have thought, a pencil sharpener was the item that was selected.

Her Jolly Ogre always kept a set of lego that they would often try to balance on their head. It should be a new proposal, to me, but not to the Ogre, who thinks that this idea is wonderous. Who would have imagined, a set of lego is the thing that was chosen.

Her Jolly Ogre always had with them a sponge that they would embrace. It would be a strange thought, to me and my children, but not to the Ogre, who had come to the conclusion that it was in fact, wonderful. Strangely, a sponge would be the thing that was chosen.

Her Jolly Ogre desperately searched for a condom that they sometimes eat. One might say this is an original activity, to me and my husband, but not to the Ogre, who assumed that the idea was awe-inspring. You wouldnt have thought, a condom is the item that was chosen.

Her Jolly Ogre desperately searched for a toilet brush that they would occasionally play with. It would be a fairly odd idea, to some, but not to the Ogre, who had decided that it was in fact, exciting. You wouldnt have imagined, a toilet brush would be the item that was selected.

Her Jolly Ogre desperately craved for a tomato that they liked to throw. It should have been a somewhat surprising exercise, to me, but not to the Ogre, who had come to the conclusion that this idea is wonderous. Who would have imagined, a tomato was the chosen item.