Her Confused Orangutan

Her Confused Orangutan found a custard pie that they would often put on his head. It was considered to be a fairly new activity, to me and my wife, but not to the Orangutan, who felt that the idea was stunning. You wouldnt have thought, a custard pie would be the thing that was opted for.

Her Confused Orangutan craved for a rubber chicken that they sometimes put up their bum. One might consider this to be a fairly exciting activity, to me and my parents, but not to the Orangutan, who thinks that the idea was amazing. A rubber chicken is the thing to select.

Her Confused Orangutan always had with them a chocolate bar that they would put up their bum. It might have been an unusual action, to me, my mum and my dad, but not to the Orangutan, who assumed that the idea was fun. You wouldnt have thought, a chocolate bar would be the item that was chosen.

Her Confused Orangutan had a vibrator that they would often rub on his belly. This seems to be an astonishing thought, to my children, but not to the Orangutan, who had decided that it was in fact, sublime. Who would have imagined, a vibrator is the thing that was chosen.

Her Confused Orangutan desperately craved for a pint of cider that they would sometimes insert somewhere. It was considered to be a fairly exciting proposal, to me, but not to the Orangutan, who thought that it was in fact, magnificent. Strangely, a pint of cider being the chosen item.

Her Confused Orangutan desired a custard pie that they would often annihilate One might find this to be an odd thought, to many, but not to the Orangutan, who thinks that this idea is breathtaking. A custard pie is the thing to select.