A Dodgy Orangutan

A Dodgy Orangutan wanted a ball that they would sometimes drop. This could be considered a fairly unusual suggestion, to you, but not to the Orangutan, who expected that it was in fact, epic. Remarkably, a ball is the item to select.

A Dodgy Orangutan always carried a rubber johnny that they would put down their trousers. It is considered to be a fairly new undertaking, to me and my parents, but not to the Orangutan, who thinks it would be sublime. Who would have imagined, a rubber johnny being the item opted for.

A Dodgy Orangutan desperately craved for a set square that they liked to put in the bath with him. This seems a fairly astonishing exercise, to me, my mum and my dad, but not to the Orangutan, who assumed that the idea was breathtaking. Who would have thought, a set square would be the item that was opted for.

A Dodgy Orangutan found a bag of flour that they would put on his head. This seems a fairly odd exercise, to everybody you know, but not to the Orangutan, who feels that it was in fact, epic. Bizarrely, a bag of flour was the chosen item.

A Dodgy Orangutan desperately looked for a can of coke that they sometimes eat. It is a peculiar thought, to you, but not to the Orangutan, who had come to the conclusion that the idea was fun. Bizarrely, a can of coke is the thing that was chosen.

A Dodgy Orangutan always had with them a bag of poop that they liked to experiment on. One might say this is a fairly weird suggestion, to me and my husband, but not to the Orangutan, who felt that this idea is the most awesome idea. You wouldnt have imagined, a bag of poop being the chosen thing.