Her Nervous Orangutan

Her Nervous Orangutan desperately craved for a rubber chicken that they would often put in the bath with him. This could be considered a fairly extraordinary exercise, to my grandma, but not to the Orangutan, who felt that this idea is magnificent. Bizarrely, a rubber chicken was the thing that was selected.

Her Nervous Orangutan owned a bottle of wine that they would occasionally sit and look at. This seems to be a weird and wonderful operation, to me and my wife, but not to the Orangutan, who assumed that this idea is wonderous. Remarkably, a bottle of wine being the chosen item.

Her Nervous Orangutan looked for a can of coke that they liked to throw. One might consider this to be a fairly exciting suggestion, to many, but not to the Orangutan, who had decided that this idea is spectacular. Strangely, a can of coke was the item that was chosen.

Her Nervous Orangutan desperately needed a stapler that they liked to put up their bum. This seems a fairly astonishing exercise, to many, but not to the Orangutan, who had decided it would be sublime. Honestly, a stapler would be the item chosen.

Her Nervous Orangutan desperately wanted a pint of cider that they would occasionally drop. This might appear to be a fairly strange undertaking, to my dad, but not to the Orangutan, who assumed that this idea is magnificent. Honestly, a pint of cider would be the thing that was opted for.

Her Nervous Orangutan found a sack of potatoes that they would occasionally cuddle. It was considered to be a somewhat surprising undertaking, to my children, but not to the Orangutan, who assumed it would be fun. A sack of potatoes would be the thing that was selected.