The Exceptional Orangutan

The Exceptional Orangutan often carried a can of coke that they sometimes put down their trousers. One might consider this to be a fairly odd activity, to me, but not to the Orangutan, who thinks that the idea was spectacular. Who would have imagined, a can of coke would be the item that was selected.

The Exceptional Orangutan desperately searched for a vibrator that they would hug. One might say this is a fairly astonishing activity, to my dad, but not to the Orangutan, who felt it was magnificent. Who would have thought, a vibrator is the thing to select.

The Exceptional Orangutan always carried a chocolate bar that they sometimes sleep with. It was an exciting proposal, to my neighbour, but not to the Orangutan, who felt that the idea was awe-inspring. Who would have thought, a chocolate bar would be the chosen thing.

The Exceptional Orangutan desired a bottle of beer that they would occasionally eat. It should be a weird undertaking, to most, but not to the Orangutan, who assumed it was spectacular. Honestly, a bottle of beer would be the chosen thing.

The Exceptional Orangutan desperately searched for a tomato that they liked to play with. It should have been a weird undertaking, to me and my children, but not to the Orangutan, who thinks that this idea was stunning. Bizarrely, a tomato being the thing opted for.

The Exceptional Orangutan always carried a Harry Potter wand that they would occasionally insert somewhere. This seems to be a peculiar idea, to me and my children, but not to the Orangutan, who thinks that the idea was amazing. Bizarrely, a Harry Potter wand is the item that was chosen.