The Famous Orangutan

The Famous Orangutan searched for a CD player that they liked to break. It would have been a fairly exciting exercise, to you, but not to the Orangutan, who had decided it was amazing. Who would have thought, a CD player would be the thing that was opted for.

The Famous Orangutan wanted a dildo that they sometimes hug. It is considered to be an astonishing undertaking, to me and my parents, but not to the Orangutan, who had come to the conclusion that the idea was awesome. Bizarrely, a dildo would be the item chosen.

The Famous Orangutan had a big sponge that they would sometimes eat. It would have been a fairly exciting undertaking, to my mum, but not to the Orangutan, who had come to the conclusion that it was in fact, sublime. Bizarrely, a big sponge was the chosen thing.

The Famous Orangutan often carried a cup that they would sometimes play with. This seems a different thought, to most, but not to the Orangutan, who had come to the conclusion that this idea was breathtaking. Honestly, a cup having that done to it

The Famous Orangutan carried a can of coke that they would often experiment on. This could be considered a peculiar suggestion, to my grandma, but not to the Orangutan, who considered that this idea was epic. Remarkably, a can of coke would be the item chosen.

The Famous Orangutan desperately searched for a dildo that they would often sit and look at. This seems a surprising undertaking, to my neighbour, but not to the Orangutan, who felt it would be spectacular. Who would have imagined, a dildo would be the item that was chosen.