My Square Orangutan

My Square Orangutan desperately needed a cucumber that they would try to nail to the wall. It might be a fairly bizarre activity, to my grandma, but not to the Orangutan, who feels that it was in fact, sublime. Who would have imagined, a cucumber of all things.

My Square Orangutan searched for a pint of beer that they would often insert somewhere. This is certainly a strange undertaking, to you and me, but not to the Orangutan, who feels that this idea is epic. Strangely, a pint of beer would be the thing that was opted for.

My Square Orangutan had a computer to sit and look at. It was a bizarre action, to my children, but not to the Orangutan, who thought that this idea is miraculous. You wouldnt have imagined, a computer was the thing that was selected.

My Square Orangutan found a pint of cider that they liked to demolish. One might consider this to be a weird approach to life, to me and my parents, but not to the Orangutan, who had decided that the idea was stunning. Bizarrely, a pint of cider being the thing opted for.

My Square Orangutan wanted a cheese grater that they would often try to balance on their head. One might find this to be a fairly weird and wonderful approach to life, to my mum, but not to the Orangutan, who thinks that it was in fact, miraculous. Strangely, a cheese grater being the thing opted for.

My Square Orangutan desperately desired a CD player that they would sometimes smash. It should have been a new operation, to you, but not to the Orangutan, who thought that the idea was fun. Who would have thought, a CD player was the thing that was selected.