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in #orangutan7 days ago

A Red Orangutan desperately needed a porno magazine that they would often try to balance on their head. One might say this is a fairly surprising action, to my grandpa, but not to the Orangutan, who thought that this idea is exciting. Honestly, a porno magazine is the thing to opt for.

A Red Orangutan desperately desired a radiator that they would often play with. It was an original action, to me, my mum and my dad, but not to the Orangutan, who felt that the idea was sublime. You wouldnt have thought, a radiator would be the chosen thing.

A Red Orangutan desperately needed a sponge that they would sometimes put up their bum. It would be a fairly curious idea, to everybody you know, but not to the Orangutan, who had come to the conclusion that the idea was epic. Remarkably, a sponge is the thing that was chosen.

A Red Orangutan wanted a set of lego that they would sometimes drop. This seems to be a fairly astonishing undertaking, to you and me, but not to the Orangutan, who expected that the idea was awesome. A set of lego of all things.

A Red Orangutan owned a mug that they sometimes put in the bath with him. One might consider this to be a fairly strange operation, to some, but not to the Orangutan, who considered that this idea was breathtaking. Who would have imagined, a mug would be the item chosen.

A Red Orangutan always carried a bottle of coke that they liked to sleep with. It would have been a fairly new suggestion, to my grandpa, but not to the Orangutan, who felt that this idea is amazing. A bottle of coke is the thing to opt for.

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