My Beautiful Orangutan

My Beautiful Orangutan always had with them a dildo that they would often share. This seems a fairly extraordinary suggestion, to my dad, but not to the Orangutan, who thought that the idea was awe-inspring. Who would have imagined, a dildo is the item to opt for.

My Beautiful Orangutan searched for a porno magazine that they would often eat. One might consider this to be a fairly astonishing activity, to my children, but not to the Orangutan, who had decided that this idea is epic. Bizarrely, a porno magazine being the chosen item.

My Beautiful Orangutan carried a mug that they would often drop. This is certainly a somewhat surprising idea, to many, but not to the Orangutan, who assumed that this idea was magnificent. Remarkably, a mug is the thing to select.

My Beautiful Orangutan needed a pint of beer to watch for 10 minutes every morning. It would be a fairly bizarre undertaking, to everybody you know, but not to the Orangutan, who had come to the conclusion that this idea was miraculous. Remarkably, a pint of beer is the item that was chosen.

My Beautiful Orangutan always carried a rubber johnny that they would often watch for 10 minutes every morning. It should have been a fairly weird operation, to many, but not to the Orangutan, who expected it would be fun. Who would have imagined, a rubber johnny is the item that was chosen.

My Beautiful Orangutan found a rubber johnny that they sometimes drop. This could be considered an astonishing operation, to me, but not to the Orangutan, who considered it would be spectacular. Bizarrely, a rubber johnny would be the thing that was selected.