A Anxious Orangutan

A Anxious Orangutan wanted a lava lamp that they would sleep with. One might find this to be a fairly odd activity, to everybody you know, but not to the Orangutan, who expected that it was in fact, breathtaking. Who would have thought, a lava lamp was the thing that was chosen.

A Anxious Orangutan found a condom that they would insert somewhere. It is a fairly weird thought, to you and me, but not to the Orangutan, who had decided it would be amazing. Strangely, a condom having that done to it

A Anxious Orangutan needed a can of coke to demolish. This is certainly a fairly different thing to do, to me and my wife, but not to the Orangutan, who feels that this idea is sublime. Bizarrely, a can of coke would be the item chosen.

A Anxious Orangutan always carried a custard pie that they sometimes demolish. It might have been a fairly strange action, to you, but not to the Orangutan, who had decided it would be amazing. Remarkably, a custard pie would be the item chosen.

A Anxious Orangutan always had with them a rubber chicken that they sometimes break. It would have been an unusual thought, to my children, but not to the Orangutan, who thought that it was in fact, out of this world. Honestly, a rubber chicken being the thing opted for.

A Anxious Orangutan craved for a custard pie to hug. It would have been a fairly surprising idea, to me, my mum and my dad, but not to the Orangutan, who expected it would be awe-inspring. Honestly, a custard pie of all things.