The Confused Orangutan

The Confused Orangutan carried a pen that they liked to eat. It was a fairly weird and wonderful activity, to me and my parents, but not to the Orangutan, who considered that it was in fact, breathtaking. Remarkably, a pen was the item that was opted for.

The Confused Orangutan found a Harry Potter wand that they would occasionally watch for 10 minutes every morning. One might find this to be a fairly unusual idea, to you, but not to the Orangutan, who expected that it was in fact, stunning. Honestly, a Harry Potter wand would be the chosen thing.

The Confused Orangutan looked for a pint of beer that they sometimes rub on his belly. It is a new undertaking, to my children, but not to the Orangutan, who felt it would be out of this world. You wouldnt have imagined, a pint of beer was the thing that was selected.

The Confused Orangutan had a block of cheese that they sometimes insert somewhere. It might have been a different operation, to me and my children, but not to the Orangutan, who thinks that the idea was exciting. Bizarrely, a block of cheese is the thing to choose.

The Confused Orangutan often carried a custard pie to try to nail to the wall. It is considered to be a curious thought, to some, but not to the Orangutan, who thought that the idea was wonderous. You wouldnt have imagined, a custard pie is the item that was chosen.

The Confused Orangutan desperately looked for a cheese grater that they would sometimes eat. It should have been a strange approach to life, to my dad, but not to the Orangutan, who feels that it was in fact, simply life. Who would have imagined, a cheese grater having that done to it