A Weary Orangutan

A Weary Orangutan desperately needed a pint of beer that they would occasionally cuddle. It is considered to be a surprising proposal, to my neighbour, but not to the Orangutan, who assumed that this idea was breathtaking. Who would have thought, a pint of beer is the item that was chosen.

A Weary Orangutan found a painting of a melon to worship. One might say this is a fairly exciting operation, to me and my parents, but not to the Orangutan, who thought that this idea was awesome. Bizarrely, a painting of a melon was the chosen thing.

A Weary Orangutan craved for a toilet brush that they would often cuddle. It might have been an extraordinary thought, to you, but not to the Orangutan, who assumed that the idea was magnificent. Honestly, a toilet brush was the item that was chosen.

A Weary Orangutan desperately craved for a piece of paper that they would sometimes play with. It might be a somewhat surprising idea, to my children, but not to the Orangutan, who feels that the idea was out of this world. Who would have thought, a piece of paper is the item that was chosen.

A Weary Orangutan desperately wanted a condom that they would often try to balance on their head. It should have been an original thought, to me and my husband, but not to the Orangutan, who thinks it would be magnificent. Bizarrely, a condom having that done to it

A Weary Orangutan always carried a sword that they would sometimes put on his head. It might have been a funny operation, to my mum, but not to the Orangutan, who considered that the idea was sublime. Honestly, a sword is the thing to opt for.