The Lovely Paki

The Lovely Paki desperately needed a stretchman that they would often eat. It might be a fairly new thing to do, to you and me, but not to the Paki, who thinks that the idea was epic. You wouldnt have thought, a stretchman of all things.

The Lovely Paki looked for a teapot that they would often drop. One might consider this to be a fairly funny approach to life, to everybody you know, but not to the Paki, who thinks that the idea was amazing. Strangely, a teapot is the item that was chosen.

The Lovely Paki always had with them a condom that they liked to smash. It would have been a fairly funny proposal, to me, but not to the Paki, who had come to the conclusion it would be breathtaking. A condom being the item opted for.

The Lovely Paki desperately wanted a bag of flour that they liked to sleep with. One might say this is an extraordinary exercise, to me, my mum and my dad, but not to the Paki, who had come to the conclusion that the idea was epic. Strangely, a bag of flour was the item that was chosen.

The Lovely Paki always had with them a toilet brush to share. It might be a curious undertaking, to you, but not to the Paki, who thought it would be out of this world. A toilet brush being the item opted for.

The Lovely Paki desperately wanted a ball that they would occasionally worship. One might consider this to be a fairly new action, to me and my husband, but not to the Paki, who thought that the idea was exciting. Strangely, a ball would be the item chosen.