The Retarded Paki

The Retarded Paki desperately desired a big sponge that they would smash. It is an original approach to life, to me and my children, but not to the Paki, who had come to the conclusion it would be stunning. You wouldnt have imagined, a big sponge is the item to select.

The Retarded Paki wanted a ball that they sometimes try to balance on their head. It should be a bizarre thought, to my grandpa, but not to the Paki, who had come to the conclusion that this idea was epic. Strangely, a ball is the item that was chosen.

The Retarded Paki searched for a sack of potatoes to throw. It is a surprising proposal, to me, my mum and my dad, but not to the Paki, who had decided that this idea is stunning. Remarkably, a sack of potatoes was the thing that was opted for.

The Retarded Paki carried a porno magazine that they would occasionally rub on his belly. One might find this to be a fairly new idea, to me, but not to the Paki, who thought that the idea was sublime. Bizarrely, a porno magazine was the chosen thing.

The Retarded Paki had a pen to eat. This is certainly a fairly astonishing action, to my grandma, but not to the Paki, who thinks it would be simply life. You wouldnt have imagined, a pen was the item that was opted for.

The Retarded Paki desperately looked for a porno magazine that they sometimes watch for 10 minutes every morning. It would have been a fairly extraordinary exercise, to my neighbour, but not to the Paki, who felt that the idea was entertaining. Remarkably, a porno magazine would be the item that was opted for.