My Big Paki

My Big Paki carried a pint of cider that they would occasionally put down their trousers. This seems a funny thing to do, to me and my wife, but not to the Paki, who had come to the conclusion that it was in fact, magnificent. Who would have thought, a pint of cider would be the thing that was chosen.

My Big Paki desperately looked for a stapler that they liked to sit and look at. This is certainly a fairly strange approach to life, to me and my parents, but not to the Paki, who felt that it was in fact, sublime. You wouldnt have thought, a stapler is the item to opt for.

My Big Paki desperately searched for a sack of potatoes that they would often put down their trousers. This could be considered a weird and wonderful idea, to you, but not to the Paki, who had come to the conclusion that the idea was miraculous. Who would have thought, a sack of potatoes was the thing that was opted for.

My Big Paki desperately needed a can of coke that they liked to sit and look at. It might be a fairly unusual action, to you and me, but not to the Paki, who assumed it would be stunning. Strangely, a can of coke being the chosen item.

My Big Paki owned a chocolate bar that they sometimes insert somewhere. One might say this is a curious proposal, to my grandma, but not to the Paki, who thought that this idea was epic. Remarkably, a chocolate bar having that done to it

My Big Paki always had with them a stapler to insert somewhere. This seems an odd suggestion, to some, but not to the Paki, who thinks it was epic. Remarkably, a stapler is the thing that was chosen.