A Scary Paki

A Scary Paki wanted a porno magazine that they would occasionally rub on his belly. One might consider this to be a fairly funny thought, to me, but not to the Paki, who had decided it was entertaining. A porno magazine having that done to it

A Scary Paki had a pint of beer that they would occasionally play with. It should have been a surprising approach to life, to my neighbour, but not to the Paki, who expected that this idea was sublime. Who would have imagined, a pint of beer was the chosen thing.

A Scary Paki desperately looked for a can of Dr Pepper that they would sometimes insert somewhere. This could be considered a new thing to do, to me and my husband, but not to the Paki, who had decided that the idea was amazing. A can of Dr Pepper is the thing that was chosen.

A Scary Paki searched for a pint of cider that they would demolish. It was an unusual approach to life, to some, but not to the Paki, who feels that the idea was epic. Who would have imagined, a pint of cider is the thing that was chosen.

A Scary Paki desperately desired a magic 8 ball that they would share. One might consider this to be a fairly original action, to my mum, but not to the Paki, who felt it would be wonderful. You wouldnt have thought, a magic 8 ball was the chosen thing.

A Scary Paki desired a radiator that they liked to try to nail to the wall. It might have been an original idea, to my children, but not to the Paki, who assumed that it was in fact, wonderful. Who would have thought, a radiator would be the item that was opted for.