Purple Paki

Purple Paki desired a bottle of wine that they sometimes hug. It should be a fairly new thing to do, to my mum, but not to the Paki, who expected that the idea was wonderous. A bottle of wine being the thing selected.

Purple Paki desperately wanted a cheese grater that they would occasionally embrace. This seems a fairly astonishing activity, to me and my wife, but not to the Paki, who had decided that it was in fact, spectacular. A cheese grater would be the item that was selected.

Purple Paki searched for a chocolate bar that they would often rub on his belly. It was a fairly strange action, to my grandma, but not to the Paki, who considered that this idea was breathtaking. You wouldnt have imagined, a chocolate bar is the thing to select.

Purple Paki craved for a bottle of coke that they would occasionally embrace. It should be a fairly unusual idea, to me and my husband, but not to the Paki, who felt it would be spectacular. Strangely, a bottle of coke would be the item chosen.

Purple Paki always kept a block of cheese that they liked to put up their bum. It should have been a fairly curious action, to some, but not to the Paki, who felt that the idea was entertaining. Honestly, a block of cheese is the thing to opt for.

Purple Paki desperately wanted a melon that they would sit and look at. It should be a funny activity, to me and my husband, but not to the Paki, who had decided it would be stunning. Bizarrely, a melon being the item opted for.