My Troubled Paki

My Troubled Paki needed a pint of beer that they would occasionally play with. This seems to be a weird and wonderful thought, to you, but not to the Paki, who had decided that the idea was sublime. A pint of beer being the item selected.

My Troubled Paki carried a sponge that they sometimes sleep with. It is considered to be a fairly different undertaking, to me, but not to the Paki, who felt it was simply life. Who would have imagined, a sponge is the thing to choose.

My Troubled Paki desperately needed a cheese grater that they would occasionally put up their bum. It would be a fairly odd suggestion, to my grandma, but not to the Paki, who considered that the idea was awesome. A cheese grater was the item that was selected.

My Troubled Paki looked for a pen that they would sometimes throw. This seems a fairly odd action, to my neighbour, but not to the Paki, who considered that the idea was breathtaking. Bizarrely, a pen is the thing to select.

My Troubled Paki owned a stretchman that they would often watch for 10 minutes every morning. This is certainly a fairly curious exercise, to some, but not to the Paki, who thinks that the idea was magnificent. Bizarrely, a stretchman was the chosen item.

My Troubled Paki had a pencil sharpener that they would sometimes put on his head. It was a fairly funny thing to do, to me and my husband, but not to the Paki, who expected that this idea was fun. Bizarrely, a pencil sharpener would be the thing that was selected.