Happy Valentine's Day! – Early Edition!!!

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So I glanced at my calendar the other day, and noticed that Valentine's Day was fast approaching! I thought I better get in before the mad rush, and release a post before the day itself arrives. I know that if I wait for that day, then it will be completely drowned out in the sea of shitposts and love hearts taking over the trending feeds. Yes, multiple feeds that is...all telling me how beautiful I am on the inside and proclaiming their endless love for me – and then disappearing without a trace on the next day, as if I never existed in the first place :( People can be so cruel!

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Well as you can probably guess, I’m in the camp of singles who will avoid that day like the plague because I know I won’t be getting any action – With my current circumstances the way they are, I don’t have much of a choice in that, so if I’m going to be shitty and miserable on that day, why should you be happy? Fuck yooooooouuuuuuu!!!!

I guess I’ll just be spending my day in the basement, jerking off to old episodes of Baywatch:-)

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Damn, look at that cleavage on the Hoff!
         

While I was thinking of what my Valentine's Day message would entail, I thought it would be best to go source the right images that would best suit my intended rant. Of course I went to all the recommended free image sites, but they were all full of those lovey dovey pictures that were completely useless to me. So I went hunting for images elsewhere!

It was certainly an interesting adventure to get access to those images along with the url sourcing links. To get the images, I was actually forced to sign up to Pinterest because of the fire wall that was in the way!

Here are screesnshots of the sign up page I was presented with...
         

Being the genius that I am, I thought it would be kind of fun to troll Pinterest since they were making things so difficult for me to get what I wanted!

Of course I chose Non-binary! I also decided it would be cool to be an elephant just this once! But then, I was asked to enter the country I lived in. Looks like I wasn't such a genius after all and I made more work of it than I intended:)

When I think of elephants, I also think of the continent of Africa in general. The first country that popped into my head was Zambia. Now of course, I can't simply assume that Zambia actually has elephants roaming around in the wilderness, so I had to make sure by checking with duck duck go!

Sure does according to zambiatourism.com! Finally, I can get those images!

Oh shit, now Pinterest wants to know what language I speak! Had to check with duck duck go again!
         

According to worldatlas.com, English is the "official" language of Zambia. Lucky for me, I didn't need to learn a new language just to use Pinterest :P

Just when I thought it was over....They wanted to know what my interests are!

So I went ahead and completed my profile, and this is what I ended up with.

At least I could now get those damn pictures and url links that I came for, after all of this annoying process! And btw, no. My real is is not Anthony lol.

The bad news is, that took so long that now I forgot what my rant was going to be about. Oh well, maybe next year:)

Well, I hope you had fun reading, but I have to take off now. I need to go and buy some rose petals to spread across the floor of my basement...trailing all the way to the hot tub of course. It's going to be so much fun!

I will now leave you with this youtube clip:) Enjoy!