Red Pet

Red Pet desperately looked for a crown that they would embrace. It was considered to be a fairly weird thing to do, to me and my husband, but not to the Pet, who thinks it would be epic. Remarkably, a crown was the chosen thing.

Red Pet had a chocolate bar that they sometimes worship. It might be a fairly exciting operation, to many, but not to the Pet, who had come to the conclusion it was simply life. Honestly, a chocolate bar of all things.

Red Pet always had with them a vibrator that they would break. This seems to be a fairly curious operation, to many, but not to the Pet, who had decided that it was in fact, awesome. You wouldnt have thought, a vibrator was the thing that was opted for.

Red Pet often carried a radiator that they liked to rub on his belly. It might be a weird and wonderful thought, to some, but not to the Pet, who felt that the idea was stunning. Who would have imagined, a radiator would be the thing that was opted for.

Red Pet desperately searched for a set of lego that they would insert somewhere. It might have been an original proposal, to some, but not to the Pet, who felt that the idea was out of this world. You wouldnt have imagined, a set of lego is the item that was chosen.

Red Pet often carried a block of cheese that they would occasionally share. It was a fairly original approach to life, to many, but not to the Pet, who feels that the idea was sublime. Strangely, a block of cheese is the item that was chosen.