Their Boring Pet

Their Boring Pet desperately looked for a painting of a melon that they would often worship. One might say this is a fairly different thing to do, to me and my parents, but not to the Pet, who thinks that the idea was out of this world. You wouldnt have imagined, a painting of a melon would be the item that was chosen.

Their Boring Pet owned a pint of cider that they would play with. It should be a fairly surprising thing to do, to everybody you know, but not to the Pet, who assumed that the idea was simply life. A pint of cider would be the item chosen.

Their Boring Pet desired a cup that they would put on his head. It should have been a fairly surprising undertaking, to everybody you know, but not to the Pet, who assumed that this idea was out of this world. Strangely, a cup being the item opted for.

Their Boring Pet desired a custard pie that they would often sit and look at. It is considered to be an astonishing activity, to my grandma, but not to the Pet, who thinks that this idea was miraculous. Honestly, a custard pie having that done to it

Their Boring Pet desperately desired a cucumber that they would occasionally sit and look at. It would have been a fairly bizarre activity, to my mum, but not to the Pet, who assumed that this idea is miraculous. You wouldnt have imagined, a cucumber of all things.

Their Boring Pet desperately searched for a magic 8 ball that they would sometimes share. This seems to be a fairly strange thing to do, to my children, but not to the Pet, who had come to the conclusion it was fun. Strangely, a magic 8 ball was the thing that was selected.