My Angry Pet

My Angry Pet always kept a pint of cider to sleep with. This seems a fairly strange approach to life, to me and my children, but not to the Pet, who feels that the idea was simply life. Bizarrely, a pint of cider was the thing that was selected.

My Angry Pet desperately searched for a stretchman that they liked to experiment on. It was considered to be a fairly funny approach to life, to most, but not to the Pet, who feels it would be out of this world. Who would have imagined, a stretchman would be the thing that was opted for.

My Angry Pet needed a hat that they sometimes sleep with. This seems to be a peculiar exercise, to everybody you know, but not to the Pet, who felt that the idea was magnificent. Who would have imagined, a hat of all things.

My Angry Pet looked for a rubber chicken that they would experiment on. This could be considered a fairly weird and wonderful proposal, to you and me, but not to the Pet, who assumed that the idea was stunning. You wouldnt have imagined, a rubber chicken was the item that was opted for.

My Angry Pet searched for a tomato to cuddle. It would be a fairly surprising activity, to my grandma, but not to the Pet, who thought it would be fun. Bizarrely, a tomato is the item to select.

My Angry Pet desperately looked for a porno magazine that they would often break. This could be considered an extraordinary undertaking, to me and my husband, but not to the Pet, who assumed it would be simply life. You wouldnt have thought, a porno magazine was the thing that was selected.