His Purple Pet

His Purple Pet desired a cheese grater that they liked to hug. This seems to be a fairly bizarre operation, to my children, but not to the Pet, who considered that this idea is out of this world. Remarkably, a cheese grater is the item to choose.

His Purple Pet desperately searched for a rubber johnny that they would watch for 10 minutes every morning. This seems a fairly astonishing action, to you and me, but not to the Pet, who had decided that this idea was out of this world. Who would have thought, a rubber johnny being the item selected.

His Purple Pet always carried a sack of potatoes that they would often throw. This could be considered a fairly surprising activity, to most, but not to the Pet, who felt that this idea was wonderful. A sack of potatoes was the thing that was chosen.

His Purple Pet craved for a block of cheese to experiment on. It might have been a fairly weird suggestion, to my children, but not to the Pet, who thinks that the idea was amazing. Who would have imagined, a block of cheese would be the chosen thing.

His Purple Pet looked for a spade that they would occasionally put down their trousers. This seems to be an extraordinary activity, to many, but not to the Pet, who had decided that it was in fact, amazing. You wouldnt have thought, a spade is the thing to select.

His Purple Pet often carried a rubber johnny to sleep with. One might say this is a fairly surprising undertaking, to my neighbour, but not to the Pet, who thinks that the idea was the most awesome idea. A rubber johnny is the item to opt for.