The Big Pet

The Big Pet always carried a sponge that they would occasionally experiment on. One might consider this to be a peculiar operation, to my neighbour, but not to the Pet, who feels it would be out of this world. You wouldnt have thought, a sponge was the thing that was chosen.

The Big Pet always kept a stretchman that they would occasionally throw. This is certainly a fairly weird and wonderful thought, to some, but not to the Pet, who had decided that the idea was wonderful. Who would have imagined, a stretchman being the chosen item.

The Big Pet craved for a bottle of beer to sleep with. It should have been a fairly peculiar action, to many, but not to the Pet, who thought that the idea was spectacular. Who would have imagined, a bottle of beer is the thing to select.

The Big Pet needed a bag of poop that they sometimes put on his head. It would be a fairly peculiar action, to most, but not to the Pet, who had come to the conclusion that the idea was amazing. Bizarrely, a bag of poop was the item that was opted for.

The Big Pet often carried a CD player that they would often worship. It was considered to be a fairly funny undertaking, to me and my parents, but not to the Pet, who feels that it was in fact, spectacular. Who would have thought, a CD player is the thing to select.

The Big Pet needed a porno magazine that they would sometimes try to nail to the wall. This seems a fairly surprising action, to you and me, but not to the Pet, who thinks that this idea is simply life. Who would have imagined, a porno magazine is the item to choose.