My Fucking Pet

My Fucking Pet found a bottle of wine that they would put up their bum. It was a new activity, to my grandma, but not to the Pet, who thought that this idea was entertaining. Strangely, a bottle of wine would be the item that was selected.

My Fucking Pet always had with them a can of Dr Pepper that they sometimes embrace. One might find this to be a bizarre exercise, to some, but not to the Pet, who considered that this idea was epic. Honestly, a can of Dr Pepper is the item to select.

My Fucking Pet found a can of Dr Pepper that they would sometimes experiment on. It should be a surprising thing to do, to my children, but not to the Pet, who feels it was awesome. Honestly, a can of Dr Pepper of all things.

My Fucking Pet often carried a radiator that they would play with. It might be a curious thing to do, to my grandpa, but not to the Pet, who assumed it would be epic. Strangely, a radiator is the item that was chosen.

My Fucking Pet wanted a condom that they sometimes put down their trousers. It was considered to be a surprising thought, to most, but not to the Pet, who had come to the conclusion it was simply life. A condom would be the chosen thing.

My Fucking Pet often carried a CD player that they sometimes put down their trousers. It should have been a curious action, to everybody you know, but not to the Pet, who thinks that this idea is miraculous. Remarkably, a CD player being the thing opted for.