A Crazy Pet

A Crazy Pet desperately looked for a set of lego that they would occasionally share. It was an astonishing suggestion, to most, but not to the Pet, who assumed it would be sublime. Bizarrely, a set of lego would be the item chosen.

A Crazy Pet wanted a magic 8 ball that they would sometimes break. It is considered to be a fairly extraordinary undertaking, to my children, but not to the Pet, who thought it would be fun. Who would have thought, a magic 8 ball was the item that was chosen.

A Crazy Pet desired a can of coke to smash. This could be considered an exciting activity, to everybody you know, but not to the Pet, who feels that this idea was epic. Who would have thought, a can of coke would be the item that was chosen.

A Crazy Pet desperately searched for a bag of flour that they would smash. It should be an extraordinary action, to my grandpa, but not to the Pet, who expected that the idea was breathtaking. Strangely, a bag of flour is the thing to select.

A Crazy Pet had a toilet brush that they sometimes sleep with. It was a strange proposal, to my mum, but not to the Pet, who assumed that it was in fact, sublime. Strangely, a toilet brush was the thing that was chosen.

A Crazy Pet owned a porno magazine that they would often rub on his belly. One might find this to be a fairly unusual idea, to most, but not to the Pet, who thinks that this idea is stunning. A porno magazine would be the thing that was selected.