Their Horny Pet

Their Horny Pet always kept a radiator that they would often play with. It is considered to be a fairly peculiar thought, to me and my children, but not to the Pet, who expected that the idea was wonderous. Remarkably, a radiator being the thing opted for.

Their Horny Pet looked for a dildo that they would throw. It should be a funny activity, to some, but not to the Pet, who thought it was epic. You wouldnt have imagined, a dildo would be the thing that was selected.

Their Horny Pet owned a cucumber that they would often put up their bum. It should be a bizarre operation, to my mum, but not to the Pet, who feels it was exciting. Strangely, a cucumber would be the item that was selected.

Their Horny Pet desired a mug that they would smash. One might find this to be a weird thought, to my dad, but not to the Pet, who thought that this idea is wonderous. Honestly, a mug was the chosen item.

Their Horny Pet had a pen that they would often put up their bum. One might find this to be a fairly odd approach to life, to me, my mum and my dad, but not to the Pet, who feels it would be magnificent. You wouldnt have thought, a pen was the thing that was chosen.

Their Horny Pet found a pint of beer that they would sometimes play with. It is considered to be an exciting action, to you, but not to the Pet, who felt that it was in fact, sublime. Strangely, a pint of beer was the chosen thing.