Grumpy Pet

Grumpy Pet desired a sword that they would sometimes smash. It was a fairly astonishing activity, to you, but not to the Pet, who felt that this idea was out of this world. Bizarrely, a sword was the thing that was selected.

Grumpy Pet craved for a custard pie that they would often play with. It was a new undertaking, to you and me, but not to the Pet, who considered that it was in fact, wonderous. Remarkably, a custard pie is the item to choose.

Grumpy Pet carried a rubber chicken that they sometimes insert somewhere. This seems to be a fairly weird and wonderful action, to my neighbour, but not to the Pet, who expected that the idea was wonderous. Honestly, a rubber chicken being the thing selected.

Grumpy Pet craved for a tomato that they would sometimes throw. It would have been a funny thought, to me and my children, but not to the Pet, who assumed that this idea was out of this world. Honestly, a tomato of all things.

Grumpy Pet found a cucumber to rub on his belly. It should be an odd undertaking, to my mum, but not to the Pet, who assumed that the idea was out of this world. Who would have thought, a cucumber is the item to select.

Grumpy Pet desired a bottle of wine to put in the bath with him. It would be a fairly odd activity, to most, but not to the Pet, who had decided that this idea was epic. Who would have thought, a bottle of wine would be the item that was opted for.