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The sun is pretty intense. It makes you not want to eat, and then you become .... thin. But the girls don't like that apparently. All you want to do is drink water and sit in the sun for about a week and before you know it, you can't keep them off of you. They are everywhere, invading your space. All they want is sex. What is a man to do? Say no? That would be really hard. It's more will power than I have.