Her Crazy Pigeon

Her Crazy Pigeon looked for a wig to worship. This could be considered a strange undertaking, to me and my parents, but not to the Pigeon, who expected it would be epic. Strangely, a wig was the thing that was chosen.

Her Crazy Pigeon desperately craved for a magic 8 ball that they would sometimes break. It might have been an astonishing operation, to some, but not to the Pigeon, who had decided that it was in fact, awesome. Who would have imagined, a magic 8 ball was the chosen item.

Her Crazy Pigeon wanted a can of Tango that they would sometimes put up their bum. It was considered to be a fairly unusual activity, to everybody you know, but not to the Pigeon, who considered that it was in fact, breathtaking. Strangely, a can of Tango being the chosen item.

Her Crazy Pigeon always kept a lava lamp that they would hug. It should be an astonishing approach to life, to me and my parents, but not to the Pigeon, who feels that this idea was the most awesome idea. Who would have imagined, a lava lamp was the item that was opted for.

Her Crazy Pigeon needed a bottle of beer that they would often worship. It is a fairly bizarre thing to do, to everybody you know, but not to the Pigeon, who feels it would be magnificent. A bottle of beer is the thing that was chosen.

Her Crazy Pigeon always kept a cup that they would often play with. One might consider this to be a weird idea, to some, but not to the Pigeon, who thinks that the idea was magnificent. A cup being the thing selected.