A Crypting Pigeon

A Crypting Pigeon always carried a piece of paper that they would often cuddle. It should have been a fairly bizarre exercise, to you and me, but not to the Pigeon, who thought that it was in fact, the most awesome idea. Who would have thought, a piece of paper was the chosen item.

A Crypting Pigeon desperately needed a mug that they would occasionally smash. One might find this to be a new exercise, to me and my children, but not to the Pigeon, who thinks that this idea was exciting. Who would have imagined, a mug is the thing to opt for.

A Crypting Pigeon needed a lava lamp that they sometimes drop. It was considered to be an original activity, to most, but not to the Pigeon, who thinks that the idea was breathtaking. You wouldnt have thought, a lava lamp was the chosen thing.

A Crypting Pigeon desired a mug that they would often drop. One might find this to be a fairly strange idea, to my children, but not to the Pigeon, who thought that this idea is breathtaking. Honestly, a mug was the thing that was chosen.

A Crypting Pigeon searched for a pencil sharpener to sleep with. This seems a peculiar action, to my neighbour, but not to the Pigeon, who felt that the idea was exciting. Honestly, a pencil sharpener would be the thing that was chosen.

A Crypting Pigeon desperately craved for a stretchman that they would occasionally put on his head. This is certainly a fairly strange action, to my dad, but not to the Pigeon, who had decided that the idea was sublime. Who would have imagined, a stretchman would be the chosen thing.