A Silly Pigeon

A Silly Pigeon always kept a bottle of coke that they liked to experiment on. It might be a fairly extraordinary suggestion, to me and my husband, but not to the Pigeon, who felt that the idea was miraculous. Bizarrely, a bottle of coke was the item that was selected.

A Silly Pigeon desperately desired a bag of flour that they would often put in the bath with him. It should have been an extraordinary approach to life, to me and my children, but not to the Pigeon, who thought it was sublime. You wouldnt have thought, a bag of flour would be the item that was selected.

A Silly Pigeon had a teapot that they would sometimes put on his head. This might appear to be a fairly bizarre thing to do, to my grandpa, but not to the Pigeon, who had come to the conclusion it was stunning. Remarkably, a teapot was the item that was chosen.

A Silly Pigeon carried a stretchman that they sometimes annihilate This might appear to be a peculiar thought, to me and my wife, but not to the Pigeon, who thinks that this idea is sublime. Who would have thought, a stretchman was the thing that was opted for.

A Silly Pigeon looked for a little monkey that they sometimes play with. This might appear to be a fairly unusual approach to life, to you and me, but not to the Pigeon, who feels it would be sublime. Honestly, a little monkey was the thing that was chosen.

A Silly Pigeon found a pint of cider that they liked to eat. This is certainly a fairly astonishing action, to me and my parents, but not to the Pigeon, who expected that the idea was awesome. Who would have imagined, a pint of cider would be the thing that was selected.