Her Depressed Pigeon

Her Depressed Pigeon searched for a CD player that they would throw. One might say this is a weird exercise, to my children, but not to the Pigeon, who considered that the idea was epic. You wouldnt have thought, a CD player would be the chosen thing.

Her Depressed Pigeon desperately searched for a vibrator that they would sometimes insert somewhere. It would be a fairly curious exercise, to my grandpa, but not to the Pigeon, who had come to the conclusion that the idea was miraculous. Remarkably, a vibrator is the item to choose.

Her Depressed Pigeon desired a can of Tango that they would sometimes embrace. One might say this is an unusual idea, to my children, but not to the Pigeon, who had decided that it was in fact, out of this world. A can of Tango being the thing selected.

Her Depressed Pigeon desperately craved for a cucumber that they would sometimes play with. It would have been a fairly weird and wonderful suggestion, to my grandma, but not to the Pigeon, who thinks that this idea was sublime. Remarkably, a cucumber is the item that was chosen.

Her Depressed Pigeon looked for a pint of beer that they would often annihilate This might appear to be a funny suggestion, to my children, but not to the Pigeon, who thought that the idea was stunning. Who would have imagined, a pint of beer is the item to choose.

Her Depressed Pigeon desperately wanted a mug that they would occasionally break. This seems to be a weird operation, to me, my mum and my dad, but not to the Pigeon, who feels that it was in fact, awesome. Who would have thought, a mug was the thing that was opted for.