A Square Pigeon

A Square Pigeon carried a vibrator that they sometimes smash. It might be an astonishing approach to life, to many, but not to the Pigeon, who expected that this idea is wonderous. Who would have thought, a vibrator being the chosen thing.

A Square Pigeon found a little monkey that they liked to sit and look at. It was a fairly different activity, to everybody you know, but not to the Pigeon, who had come to the conclusion it was awe-inspring. Strangely, a little monkey would be the thing that was opted for.

A Square Pigeon looked for a custard pie that they would occasionally drop. It would have been a fairly extraordinary idea, to my children, but not to the Pigeon, who thinks it would be awe-inspring. Bizarrely, a custard pie would be the thing that was chosen.

A Square Pigeon always carried a bottle of coke that they would often share. This seems to be a fairly odd action, to me, my mum and my dad, but not to the Pigeon, who thinks that it was in fact, wonderful. Strangely, a bottle of coke is the thing that was chosen.

A Square Pigeon wanted a teapot that they sometimes try to balance on their head. This could be considered a weird action, to me and my husband, but not to the Pigeon, who thinks that this idea is wonderful. Who would have thought, a teapot was the chosen thing.

A Square Pigeon carried a sponge that they would often try to nail to the wall. It would be an extraordinary action, to everybody you know, but not to the Pigeon, who thought it would be entertaining. Strangely, a sponge would be the thing that was chosen.