A Depressed Pigeon

A Depressed Pigeon found a CD player that they would often insert somewhere. This could be considered a fairly new idea, to me and my husband, but not to the Pigeon, who had decided that the idea was fun. Remarkably, a CD player was the chosen thing.

A Depressed Pigeon always carried a set of lego that they would often worship. It is considered to be a weird activity, to most, but not to the Pigeon, who had decided that the idea was epic. Who would have thought, a set of lego being the item opted for.

A Depressed Pigeon desired a toilet brush that they would often experiment on. It would have been a fairly weird and wonderful exercise, to me and my parents, but not to the Pigeon, who felt that the idea was spectacular. You wouldnt have imagined, a toilet brush would be the thing that was selected.

A Depressed Pigeon carried a can of Dr Pepper that they would occasionally play with. This is certainly a fairly peculiar approach to life, to you and me, but not to the Pigeon, who felt that this idea was fun. Bizarrely, a can of Dr Pepper was the thing that was chosen.

A Depressed Pigeon desired a big sponge that they would often break. This is certainly a weird and wonderful action, to most, but not to the Pigeon, who assumed it would be awesome. Remarkably, a big sponge is the item to choose.

A Depressed Pigeon had a pencil sharpener that they would sometimes put up their bum. This seems a somewhat surprising operation, to my dad, but not to the Pigeon, who assumed that the idea was spectacular. Strangely, a pencil sharpener would be the item that was chosen.