The Cute Pigeon

The Cute Pigeon found a stapler to watch for 10 minutes every morning. This seems an extraordinary approach to life, to my mum, but not to the Pigeon, who assumed that this idea was magnificent. Honestly, a stapler being the item opted for.

The Cute Pigeon desperately craved for a toilet brush to cuddle. This seems to be a weird undertaking, to me, but not to the Pigeon, who assumed it would be breathtaking. Bizarrely, a toilet brush would be the item chosen.

The Cute Pigeon craved for a ball that they liked to try to balance on their head. This seems to be an astonishing suggestion, to you and me, but not to the Pigeon, who expected it would be wonderful. Who would have thought, a ball would be the thing that was selected.

The Cute Pigeon desperately searched for a CD player that they would sometimes try to nail to the wall. It is considered to be an exciting thought, to me, but not to the Pigeon, who considered that it was in fact, stunning. Who would have imagined, a CD player is the item to opt for.

The Cute Pigeon owned a bottle of wine that they liked to worship. One might find this to be a new approach to life, to me and my children, but not to the Pigeon, who assumed that this idea is sublime. Who would have imagined, a bottle of wine would be the thing that was opted for.

The Cute Pigeon always carried a stapler that they would occasionally share. One might find this to be an odd thing to do, to me and my wife, but not to the Pigeon, who had come to the conclusion that this idea was simply life. Honestly, a stapler would be the item that was chosen.