His Scary Pigeon

His Scary Pigeon searched for a computer to sit and look at. It would be a fairly odd thought, to my neighbour, but not to the Pigeon, who considered that this idea is magnificent. Bizarrely, a computer would be the item chosen.

His Scary Pigeon found a pint of cider that they would often sit and look at. One might find this to be a fairly strange action, to my grandma, but not to the Pigeon, who considered that it was in fact, out of this world. Strangely, a pint of cider is the thing to select.

His Scary Pigeon desperately needed a rubber johnny that they would sometimes worship. This seems to be a bizarre thought, to me, my mum and my dad, but not to the Pigeon, who had decided that it was in fact, exciting. Who would have thought, a rubber johnny is the item to select.

His Scary Pigeon craved for a vibrator that they would smash. This seems to be a weird undertaking, to some, but not to the Pigeon, who had come to the conclusion it would be entertaining. Who would have imagined, a vibrator would be the thing that was selected.

His Scary Pigeon always had with them a toilet brush that they would often insert somewhere. It was an extraordinary idea, to you, but not to the Pigeon, who thought that this idea was sublime. Honestly, a toilet brush being the thing selected.

His Scary Pigeon looked for a crown that they sometimes smash. This seems to be an unusual proposal, to everybody you know, but not to the Pigeon, who felt it would be simply life. Strangely, a crown was the thing that was opted for.