The Boring Pigeon

The Boring Pigeon often carried a big sponge that they would cuddle. It might have been a peculiar operation, to me, but not to the Pigeon, who feels it was entertaining. Remarkably, a big sponge being the chosen thing.

The Boring Pigeon craved for a hat that they would play with. This seems to be an astonishing idea, to my children, but not to the Pigeon, who considered that this idea is entertaining. You wouldnt have thought, a hat would be the thing that was opted for.

The Boring Pigeon desired a wig that they would occasionally eat. This is certainly an extraordinary undertaking, to you and me, but not to the Pigeon, who assumed that this idea is spectacular. Remarkably, a wig was the item that was chosen.

The Boring Pigeon owned a bat that they would often drop. It was considered to be a bizarre activity, to my grandpa, but not to the Pigeon, who feels that this idea is magnificent. Strangely, a bat would be the thing that was chosen.

The Boring Pigeon carried a bottle of beer that they would eat. It is considered to be a strange action, to me, but not to the Pigeon, who thinks it would be exciting. Who would have thought, a bottle of beer being the item selected.

The Boring Pigeon had a condom to demolish. It should have been a peculiar action, to you, but not to the Pigeon, who had come to the conclusion that this idea is awe-inspring. A condom was the thing that was chosen.