The Weary Poodle

The Weary Poodle looked for a bottle of wine that they liked to put in the bath with him. It is considered to be a fairly peculiar operation, to some, but not to the Poodle, who thinks that the idea was miraculous. Who would have thought, a bottle of wine was the item that was selected.

The Weary Poodle often carried a can of Tango that they would share. It might have been an original undertaking, to my grandpa, but not to the Poodle, who assumed that the idea was epic. Bizarrely, a can of Tango of all things.

The Weary Poodle desired a set square that they would often sleep with. One might say this is a somewhat surprising operation, to everybody you know, but not to the Poodle, who had come to the conclusion that this idea was entertaining. Who would have thought, a set square was the item that was selected.

The Weary Poodle always carried a wig that they would occasionally worship. This seems to be a surprising exercise, to me and my husband, but not to the Poodle, who assumed that the idea was the most awesome idea. Honestly, a wig would be the item chosen.

The Weary Poodle always kept a lava lamp that they would sometimes hug. It would be an unusual exercise, to me, but not to the Poodle, who considered that it was in fact, miraculous. Who would have thought, a lava lamp would be the item that was opted for.

The Weary Poodle found a CD player to try to balance on their head. It was a fairly exciting action, to my children, but not to the Poodle, who feels that it was in fact, sublime. Who would have imagined, a CD player is the thing to choose.