The Retarded Poodle

The Retarded Poodle found a custard pie to put down their trousers. It would be a new thing to do, to my dad, but not to the Poodle, who considered that this idea is spectacular. Who would have thought, a custard pie was the item that was chosen.

The Retarded Poodle always carried a cup to put on his head. It is considered to be an original approach to life, to me and my wife, but not to the Poodle, who thinks that this idea was stunning. A cup being the thing opted for.

The Retarded Poodle looked for a bottle of beer that they would rub on his belly. This seems to be a fairly weird and wonderful idea, to me and my husband, but not to the Poodle, who feels that this idea is epic. Who would have imagined, a bottle of beer was the item that was selected.

The Retarded Poodle desperately craved for a little monkey to embrace. One might find this to be a fairly funny thing to do, to me and my husband, but not to the Poodle, who had decided it would be wonderful. Honestly, a little monkey of all things.

The Retarded Poodle desperately craved for a block of cheese that they would sometimes put on his head. It should have been an unusual operation, to most, but not to the Poodle, who expected that it was in fact, awesome. Honestly, a block of cheese would be the item that was chosen.

The Retarded Poodle desperately craved for a set square that they would sleep with. It might be an unusual activity, to you, but not to the Poodle, who considered that this idea was simply life. Honestly, a set square was the thing that was opted for.