The Eccentric Poodle

The Eccentric Poodle desperately desired a custard pie that they sometimes sit and look at. It would be a fairly peculiar action, to my children, but not to the Poodle, who felt it was awe-inspring. You wouldnt have imagined, a custard pie would be the item that was selected.

The Eccentric Poodle always carried a cucumber that they would occasionally share. One might say this is an original thing to do, to me and my wife, but not to the Poodle, who assumed that the idea was entertaining. Who would have thought, a cucumber is the item to select.

The Eccentric Poodle owned a pint of cider that they would rub on his belly. It is considered to be a curious undertaking, to my grandma, but not to the Poodle, who felt that the idea was the most awesome idea. Strangely, a pint of cider is the thing that was chosen.

The Eccentric Poodle searched for a chocolate bar to embrace. One might say this is a fairly peculiar proposal, to my mum, but not to the Poodle, who had come to the conclusion that this idea was awe-inspring. Who would have imagined, a chocolate bar is the item to choose.

The Eccentric Poodle desired a spade that they liked to smash. It was considered to be a fairly peculiar operation, to my dad, but not to the Poodle, who felt it would be wonderous. Bizarrely, a spade would be the chosen thing.

The Eccentric Poodle always carried a dildo to watch for 10 minutes every morning. This seems to be a fairly strange thought, to some, but not to the Poodle, who had come to the conclusion that this idea is entertaining. Honestly, a dildo is the thing to select.