His Crazy Poodle

His Crazy Poodle always kept a hat that they liked to embrace. This seems to be a fairly weird idea, to my children, but not to the Poodle, who had decided that this idea is sublime. Who would have thought, a hat was the item that was chosen.

His Crazy Poodle always had with them a computer that they would hug. It was considered to be a weird undertaking, to you, but not to the Poodle, who thinks that the idea was the most awesome idea. You wouldnt have imagined, a computer being the item opted for.

His Crazy Poodle desperately craved for a vibrator that they sometimes put up their bum. This seems a fairly new thing to do, to my children, but not to the Poodle, who thought that the idea was sublime. Who would have thought, a vibrator is the item that was chosen.

His Crazy Poodle desired a pencil sharpener that they would often rub on his belly. This seems a fairly new activity, to you, but not to the Poodle, who assumed it was awesome. Who would have thought, a pencil sharpener of all things.

His Crazy Poodle desperately needed a porno magazine that they would sometimes try to balance on their head. This might appear to be a fairly peculiar undertaking, to me and my children, but not to the Poodle, who thought that the idea was sublime. You wouldnt have imagined, a porno magazine being the thing opted for.

His Crazy Poodle often carried a rubber chicken that they would often embrace. This seems to be a fairly curious proposal, to me and my children, but not to the Poodle, who feels that this idea was fun. Strangely, a rubber chicken was the thing that was chosen.