Naughty Poodle

Naughty Poodle wanted a pint of cider that they would occasionally sit and look at. It is a fairly original undertaking, to my mum, but not to the Poodle, who considered that the idea was exciting. Bizarrely, a pint of cider would be the thing that was selected.

Naughty Poodle desired a bottle of beer to put in the bath with him. It might have been a new approach to life, to me, but not to the Poodle, who expected it was awesome. Who would have imagined, a bottle of beer would be the thing that was chosen.

Naughty Poodle looked for a crown that they would often put in the bath with him. It was a new proposal, to my grandpa, but not to the Poodle, who felt that the idea was exciting. Who would have imagined, a crown is the thing to opt for.

Naughty Poodle had a custard pie that they would sometimes smash. One might find this to be a fairly funny operation, to many, but not to the Poodle, who thought it was simply life. You wouldnt have thought, a custard pie was the chosen item.

Naughty Poodle desired a wig that they sometimes put down their trousers. It might have been a fairly unusual approach to life, to most, but not to the Poodle, who thinks that this idea is awe-inspring. You wouldnt have thought, a wig is the item to choose.

Naughty Poodle desperately looked for a Harry Potter wand that they would occasionally sit and look at. It should have been an original undertaking, to me and my wife, but not to the Poodle, who thinks that the idea was spectacular. Remarkably, a Harry Potter wand is the item that was chosen.