His Fat Poodle

His Fat Poodle always had with them a toilet brush that they would sometimes annihilate This might appear to be an astonishing approach to life, to some, but not to the Poodle, who expected that this idea was miraculous. Bizarrely, a toilet brush was the chosen thing.

His Fat Poodle carried a custard pie that they would put on his head. This seems an unusual exercise, to you and me, but not to the Poodle, who had decided that the idea was out of this world. You wouldnt have thought, a custard pie is the item to select.

His Fat Poodle desperately needed a pint of beer to embrace. This is certainly a different action, to me and my wife, but not to the Poodle, who thinks that it was in fact, fun. Who would have imagined, a pint of beer is the thing that was chosen.

His Fat Poodle carried a porno magazine that they would often rub on his belly. It should have been a weird and wonderful operation, to me, but not to the Poodle, who had decided that it was in fact, magnificent. Who would have imagined, a porno magazine being the item selected.

His Fat Poodle always had with them a wig that they liked to put on his head. This could be considered a fairly weird idea, to me and my children, but not to the Poodle, who considered that the idea was stunning. Bizarrely, a wig would be the thing that was opted for.

His Fat Poodle often carried a pint of cider that they liked to hug. It was considered to be a strange suggestion, to most, but not to the Poodle, who expected that the idea was out of this world. Who would have imagined, a pint of cider is the item to opt for.