The Red Poodle

The Red Poodle always had with them a bottle of wine that they would occasionally insert somewhere. It would be a fairly exciting idea, to my neighbour, but not to the Poodle, who assumed that the idea was simply life. Remarkably, a bottle of wine was the thing that was opted for.

The Red Poodle desperately looked for a ball to put on his head. It would have been a bizarre action, to me and my wife, but not to the Poodle, who had decided that it was in fact, simply life. Bizarrely, a ball is the thing to opt for.

The Red Poodle looked for a sword that they would put up their bum. This seems an original thing to do, to many, but not to the Poodle, who thinks that the idea was amazing. Who would have imagined, a sword is the thing to opt for.

The Red Poodle always had with them a crown that they liked to hug. This is certainly a strange proposal, to me, my mum and my dad, but not to the Poodle, who feels that it was in fact, miraculous. You wouldnt have imagined, a crown was the thing that was chosen.

The Red Poodle desperately desired a stapler that they would cuddle. This could be considered a fairly surprising proposal, to me, my mum and my dad, but not to the Poodle, who had decided that this idea is wonderous. You wouldnt have thought, a stapler was the thing that was chosen.

The Red Poodle owned a bottle of beer that they would sometimes demolish. This seems to be a fairly exciting thing to do, to my grandma, but not to the Poodle, who feels that this idea is awesome. Remarkably, a bottle of beer being the item selected.