The Little Poodle

The Little Poodle searched for a wig that they would hug. It might be a fairly extraordinary thing to do, to my neighbour, but not to the Poodle, who considered that the idea was spectacular. Remarkably, a wig is the item that was chosen.

The Little Poodle wanted a bottle of coke that they would throw. It might be a fairly original operation, to you and me, but not to the Poodle, who thought that this idea is sublime. Strangely, a bottle of coke is the thing to choose.

The Little Poodle wanted a dildo that they would occasionally experiment on. It should have been a new exercise, to me, my mum and my dad, but not to the Poodle, who thought that it was in fact, awesome. Strangely, a dildo being the chosen item.

The Little Poodle desperately searched for a can of Tango that they would occasionally play with. It should be an unusual thought, to my grandpa, but not to the Poodle, who thinks it was amazing. You wouldnt have thought, a can of Tango was the thing that was chosen.

The Little Poodle often carried a can of Tango that they would rub on his belly. It would be an unusual suggestion, to my grandpa, but not to the Poodle, who expected that this idea is exciting. Remarkably, a can of Tango would be the thing that was opted for.

The Little Poodle desperately desired a bat that they would play with. It should have been a curious exercise, to my dad, but not to the Poodle, who had decided that it was in fact, the most awesome idea. Who would have imagined, a bat is the thing to choose.