The Fat Prince

The Fat Prince searched for a set of lego that they would sometimes put down their trousers. It might be a fairly extraordinary thought, to everybody you know, but not to the Prince, who considered that this idea was fun. Bizarrely, a set of lego being the item selected.

The Fat Prince always had with them a pencil sharpener that they would occasionally cuddle. It might be a fairly funny operation, to everybody you know, but not to the Prince, who expected it would be awesome. Strangely, a pencil sharpener was the thing that was opted for.

The Fat Prince always had with them a cup that they would occasionally smash. It might have been a fairly funny approach to life, to my mum, but not to the Prince, who had come to the conclusion that it was in fact, miraculous. Who would have thought, a cup is the thing that was chosen.

The Fat Prince desperately wanted a hat that they sometimes smash. This seems to be an odd exercise, to my neighbour, but not to the Prince, who thinks that this idea was awe-inspring. Strangely, a hat being the thing opted for.

The Fat Prince always carried a bottle of wine that they liked to eat. It would have been a fairly original suggestion, to my grandma, but not to the Prince, who feels that this idea was sublime. Who would have thought, a bottle of wine is the item to select.

The Fat Prince had a sword that they would occasionally break. It should be an extraordinary exercise, to many, but not to the Prince, who assumed that the idea was out of this world. Who would have thought, a sword of all things.