A Retarded Prince

A Retarded Prince desperately searched for a melon that they liked to worship. It should be a surprising proposal, to my dad, but not to the Prince, who had decided that the idea was wonderful. You wouldnt have thought, a melon was the chosen thing.

A Retarded Prince searched for a vibrator to experiment on. One might find this to be a surprising approach to life, to me and my wife, but not to the Prince, who feels it would be exciting. Strangely, a vibrator is the item that was chosen.

A Retarded Prince desperately desired a bat to eat. This seems a fairly curious action, to most, but not to the Prince, who feels it was amazing. Bizarrely, a bat would be the item that was chosen.

A Retarded Prince often carried a bottle of wine that they would sometimes share. It would be a different activity, to my neighbour, but not to the Prince, who thought that the idea was exciting. Who would have imagined, a bottle of wine would be the thing that was chosen.

A Retarded Prince desperately needed a condom that they sometimes put in the bath with him. This is certainly a strange suggestion, to my neighbour, but not to the Prince, who assumed that this idea is entertaining. Who would have imagined, a condom being the thing selected.

A Retarded Prince desperately desired a bat that they would occasionally experiment on. This could be considered a somewhat surprising activity, to you and me, but not to the Prince, who assumed that it was in fact, wonderful. You wouldnt have thought, a bat was the thing that was opted for.