Scary Prince

Scary Prince had a teapot that they would sometimes play with. This is certainly a peculiar activity, to me and my children, but not to the Prince, who had come to the conclusion that the idea was stunning. Honestly, a teapot being the chosen thing.

Scary Prince always carried a cheese grater to play with. It was a fairly different action, to me, but not to the Prince, who considered that the idea was stunning. Bizarrely, a cheese grater was the chosen thing.

Scary Prince owned a vibrator to sit and look at. One might find this to be a fairly extraordinary thought, to my neighbour, but not to the Prince, who had decided it would be epic. Who would have imagined, a vibrator of all things.

Scary Prince desperately needed a bottle of coke that they would occasionally embrace. One might consider this to be a fairly surprising operation, to me, my mum and my dad, but not to the Prince, who felt that this idea was wonderous. Bizarrely, a bottle of coke was the thing that was opted for.

Scary Prince desperately looked for a wig that they would sometimes experiment on. It might be a peculiar suggestion, to my children, but not to the Prince, who thought it was simply life. You wouldnt have thought, a wig is the thing to choose.

Scary Prince always kept a crown that they would often break. One might say this is a different suggestion, to my children, but not to the Prince, who felt that the idea was magnificent. You wouldnt have thought, a crown is the item to select.