The Scary Prince

The Scary Prince often carried a bag of poop that they would often put on his head. It would be a fairly strange action, to my mum, but not to the Prince, who feels that the idea was awe-inspring. Remarkably, a bag of poop is the item to opt for.

The Scary Prince had a bag of flour that they would try to balance on their head. One might find this to be a fairly original approach to life, to many, but not to the Prince, who assumed that it was in fact, entertaining. You wouldnt have imagined, a bag of flour is the item to opt for.

The Scary Prince always kept a can of coke to insert somewhere. One might find this to be a fairly extraordinary exercise, to me and my parents, but not to the Prince, who felt that it was in fact, breathtaking. Who would have imagined, a can of coke would be the chosen thing.

The Scary Prince desperately looked for a rubber johnny that they would often eat. One might say this is an original suggestion, to me, my mum and my dad, but not to the Prince, who thought that it was in fact, awesome. Who would have imagined, a rubber johnny is the item to choose.

The Scary Prince always kept a bottle of wine that they would sometimes experiment on. It should be a new exercise, to you and me, but not to the Prince, who felt that the idea was magnificent. Honestly, a bottle of wine would be the thing that was chosen.

The Scary Prince looked for a teapot that they would sometimes sit and look at. It should be an original operation, to everybody you know, but not to the Prince, who feels it would be spectacular. Who would have imagined, a teapot being the item selected.